these are the jokes we were laughing about.
1) You are so FAT that it takes 2 years to give you a full body massage!
2) You are so FAT that they called it F1 because you are "FATTY NUMBER ONE"! HAHA!
3) Your nose is so BIG, that you used "PI SAI" as a bowling ball. LOL
4) You are so FAT that your barber needs to take the Singapore Flyer to give you a haircut! MUAHAHAHA!
5) You are so FAT that your girlfriend has to use her legs to hug you. HAHAHA!
6) You are so STUPID like a vacuum cleaner, ITS YOUR JOB TO SUCK!
7) You are so SMELLY, when Vernon sits beside you, Vernon's 'A' run away! HAHA! cos his name is Vernon A
8) You are so UGLY that it's not a crime to hit and run you with a LORRY! LOL!
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